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28 September 2009 @ 01:35 am
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*Larry enters a room full of the most random collection of things imaginable. It's almost too weird even for Larry. A cat sits near the door, alternating between starting at a cheeseburger and looking up at him.*

You want to share that burger?  Ok.

*He is distracted by a blue creature with prominent gills.*

What the heck is THAT?  And why do I feel like dancing?

((This room is full of living embodiments of internet memes. Use real ones, or invent something like the tapdancing Steel Samurai!))
Maya Fey: concernedburgersplzthx on September 28th, 2009 06:57 am (UTC)
i-is that a mudkip you are talking about
[Maya's duck-walking a bit clumsily, one hand placed on the back of a loooooong cat in one continuous stroke, looking equal parts perplexed, amused, and curious.]

...Man, when does this thing end?!
got2bdabutz on September 28th, 2009 07:54 pm (UTC)
Yes it it!
What's with all these cats in here? *looks around at the various lolcats*
Maya Fey: now that you mention it...burgersplzthx on September 29th, 2009 12:25 am (UTC)
I dunno. Maybe somebody really likes cats? Although...

...These cats are kind of creeping me out.
got2bdabutz on September 29th, 2009 06:31 am (UTC)
At least he's not masturbating.
There's one on the ceiling...it's staring at us. How do you think it got up there?
Maya Fey: SHING SHING SPARKLE SPARKLEburgersplzthx on September 29th, 2009 05:33 pm (UTC)
ajsdhasdklas /brain breaks
I dunno. Maybe it's got suction pads on its feet? Or... maybe it's a spider-cat!
got2bdabutz on September 30th, 2009 06:19 am (UTC)
Re: ajsdhasdklas /brain breaks
Is that like Spiderman, but a cat? Cool! Maybe there's one in this room somewhere.
whippingusoftly on September 29th, 2009 06:51 am (UTC)
Is it Unreal Tournament?
What is this nonsense? Usually the rooms here at least have some sort of theme or reason. *eyes the computer in the corner of the room* Stand aside, fools. I, Franziska von Karma, will solve this mystery.

*boots up the computer and gets a "loading" screen*


*taps her foot impatiently, then begins shouting in German until it finishes*

What is this...a video game? *Her competitive nature takes over, and she begins shouting again, this time excitedly...until another player evidently kills her.

!@#$%^%&&&**^!@##$%^^& (represents increasingly foul and incomprehensible screaming in German, until she finally smashes the keyboard).

((If you don't get the reference, look for "angry German kid" on Youtube))

kuraingirl on October 4th, 2009 01:27 am (UTC)
Oh my god, the angry German kid. I think I love you. Have some Kanye West in return? XD
Hey, hey, Miss von Karma, I know you're freaking out and Imma let you finish, but I just wanna say that Dahlia Hawthorne had the best freakout of all time!!

...You know, when she realized that she could never defeat Sis and me~
whippingusoftly on October 5th, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
Re: Oh my god, the angry German kid. I think I love you. Have some Kanye West in return? XD
*She is finished, thank you.*

What are you talking about, Maya Fey? I most certainly did NOT "freak out."

*eyes a leek sitting on a nearby table and picks it up* What sort of fool leaves vegetables lying around unrefrigerated?

*twirls the leek, then twirls it again, and again, and again...*
kuraingirl on October 6th, 2009 02:30 am (UTC)
Whatever you say, Miss von Karma~

So uh... why are you twirling the leek?

*she says as she starts climbing literally up the walls, to the ceiling, murmuring to herself...*

Spider-Maya, Spider-Maya, does whatever a Spider-Maya does.
Do I swing from a web? No I don't, I'm a person.
Look out- it's Spider-Maya!!